I'm Bethany. I'm nineteen. I'm from Nebraska.

 

otisthecorgi:

It was on that day I learned that puppy teeth were personally sharpened by Satan.

This was last week’s Corg Life…

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(Source: thefrogman)

petitepasserine:

white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when

anonymouscomrade:

one day I’m going to post all of these to facebook at once and never talk to anyone in this fucking state again

god I hate the south

quantumstarlight:

conflictingheart:

If you believe in yourself anything is possible.

The snail

This photoset made me so happy. You go, lil snail.

(Source: innocenttmaan)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

(Source: societyghost)